I guess, we all go through embarrasing moments in our lives, but have we faced any such moment which is supposed to be our special day...lets read on for one such special event & how you & i would have reacted to a similar situation like this...
One day Arya met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. Arya used to love beans like anything. When it became apparent that they would marry, she made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans because of obvious reasons.
Some months later, on her birthday, her car broke down on the way home from work. Since they lived in the countryside she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way, she passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than she could stand. With miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home. So She stopped at the dinner and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home, she made sure that she released all the gas. Upon her arrival, her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the dinner table. She took a seat and just as he was about to remove her blindfold, the telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
Some months later, on her birthday, her car broke down on the way home from work. Since they lived in the countryside she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way, she passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than she could stand. With miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home. So She stopped at the dinner and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home, she made sure that she released all the gas. Upon her arrival, her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the dinner table. She took a seat and just as he was about to remove her blindfold, the telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a leather factory.
She took her napkin from her lap and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, she ripped off three more. The stink was worse than stinking cabbage. Keeping her ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she quickly fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with herself. Her face must have been the picture of innocence when her husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked her if she had peeked through the blindfold, and she assured him she had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"!!
She took her napkin from her lap and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, she ripped off three more. The stink was worse than stinking cabbage. Keeping her ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she quickly fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with herself. Her face must have been the picture of innocence when her husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked her if she had peeked through the blindfold, and she assured him she had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"!!
Hope you can all guess what her condition was....any guesses?...
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ReplyDeleteawweessoommee :-D
something of that sort happened wid me as well when I was in class 4 and was writing some terminal xam in a hall full of pin drop silenced students.
I was suffering from bad cold and with one such urge I sneezed out loud & with that force farted as well simultaneuosly and whole class burst into laughters...
Thanks my Saviour examiner that her timely intervention helped me to concentrate back...but those aftermath giggles were soooo embarrassing :-D
really? that's so embarrassing...lolz..bt all embarassing moments bring so many joys(pun unintended) to our memories..rofl
Deleteoh god !! ... thats hilarious and truly embarrasing .. MORAL OF THE STORY - beans can be birthday spoilers ! :-p :-p ..lol..
ReplyDeletehey its mean story but yet fun to read..gr8 going grl..bechari arya..;0
ReplyDeletethanks everyone...bt yes...this story isnt mine...its sumthin that has actually happened with a number of people different places so i cant claim it to be written by me...lol..but yes..i did enjoy the feeling of sharing...hope you all had a farting laugh....lol..
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